Bromiliad

 

Bromiliad. It's a pun.

Bromiliad. It’s a pun.

bromeliad_pink_by_sarajea

Bromiliad, in pink

It’s a pun, see?

  • Bromeliad (the kind of plant a pineapple is)
  • Bros (wearing popped collars, cargo shorts, and boat shoes)
  • The Iliad (the classic Greek epic, illustrated in one instance by an image of Achilles kneeling on a cushion and tending to Patroclus’s wounds)

Needlessly complicated and/or obscure?  Yes.

Delightful?  Also yes.

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Lipstick on a Pig

Part of my photo project Thrift Shop Hell, documenting weird and wonderful thrift store finds from the Upper Midwest.

thrift_shop_hell_sexy_pig_by_sarajea

Lipstick on a Pig. Thrift Shop Hell, 2014.

Because nothing says “sexy” like an anatomically incorrect pig wearing lipstick and a bikini.

I Wuv You

Part of my photo project Thrift Shop Hell, documenting weird and wonderful thrift store finds from the Upper Midwest.

thrift_shop_hell_wuv_by_sarajea

I Wuv You. Thrift Shop Hell, 2014.

I’m, like, 90% sure that this was meant to be a charming token of affection, and not a void-eyed, red-headed, demon horror movie Chucky clone praying for destruction.

…maybe 85% sure.

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Sexy Hitchhiking Bear Statue

Part of my photo project Thrift Shop Hell, documenting weird and wonderful thrift store finds from the Upper Midwest.

Sexy Hitchhiking Bear Statue. Thrift Shop Hell, 2014.

Sexy Hitchhiking Bear Statue. Thrift Shop Hell, 2014.

Let’s take a look at this together.

It’s a bear statue, with

  • puckered lips (do bears have puckerable lips?)
  • generous make-up (red lipstick, gold eyeshadow)
  • and a thumb out (do bears have thumbs?) in an unmistakable “you goin’ my way?” gesture.

How can we describe that, as succinctly as possible?

“Sexy hitchhiking bear statue.”

Why does this exist?

Sexy hitchhiking bear statue.

That doesn’t sound like a real thing.   It sounds like some jumbled word-salad sidebar ad.

“Meet sexy hitchhiking bear statues in your area!”

“Make your bear statues sexier with this one weird trick!”

“Buy sexy-hitchhiking-bear-statues now at Alibaba.com!”

Sexy hitchhiking bear statue.  What a world.

Letters from my younger self

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365 Days, Day 34

365 Days, Day 34

I’ve spent the weekend salvaging what I can from a dying hard drive.  The files in the most danger (on the partition that constantly disconnects, and then reconnects with intimidating messages like THIS VOLUME CANNOT BE REPAIRED.  TRANSFER FILES TO ANOTHER VOLUME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE) are mostly from my senior year of college.

It’s fun to look back at those pictures and art projects.  Some are things I’d completely forgotten about; others are files I’ve been meaning to pull open again for years.

I’m happiest to revisit the self-portraits.  This is an era where I took a self-portrait every day, for over a year.  The project quickly became a visual journal, documenting the ups and downs of a stressful and wonderful (and stressful; it’s worth mentioning twice) year.

Mustering the creativity and courage for a portrait every day was a challenge.  The good days were great!  But every artist (every person, I suspect) has times when they feel they have nothing to give.  Feeling that way and being under the commitment to make art anyway–and not just art, but a selfportrait–is exhausting.

“Someday you’ll go back through these photos and appreciate them,” I told myself on bad days.  “You’ll be glad you stuck with this.”

I was right.

Goodbyes and Beginnings

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Art Heals

Tonight was my last mentoring session for the school year.  

I volunteer once a week, leading art classes for at-risk youth at a residential treatment facility near my house.  It’s a fun, challenging, rewarding, and sometimes overwhelming job.  This was my fourth year with the program, and my third at this location.

The last session of the semester is always a strange one.  It’s a celebration, but also a time of goodbyes.  To ensure the safety of the youth we work with, we don’t share (or accept) contact information with (or from) them.  And while I’ll be back in the fall, hopefully all of the youth from this semester will have graduated by then and settled into their post-treatment-facility lives.

It’s a funny thing to say, “I’m so glad I got to know you, and I hope I never see you again,” and mean every word of it.  But it’s really the best thing we can leave them with.

Thank you.  Goodbye.  Keep making art.