Tiny Surfing Clown

Part of my photo project Thrift Shop Hell, documenting weird and wonderful thrift store finds from the Upper Midwest.

Tiny Surfing Clown

Tiny Surfing Clown

It’s a tiny surfing clown.

Look at its tiny surfboard. Look at its tiny buttons. Look at its tiny, twisted face.

Why is it surfing?

Why is it smiling like that?

Why?

Why anything?

Need a tiny surfing clown in your life?  Buy one here.

Demon Puppy With Plastic Gemstone Eyes

Part of the photo series Thrift Shop Hell, documenting weird and wonderful thrift store finds from the Upper Midwest.

Demon Puppy with Plastic Gemstone Eyes

Demon Puppy with Plastic Gemstone Eyes

Because nothing says “adorable knick-knack” like a carnation-eyed Yorkshire terrier that will eat your soul.

It would be unfair to say that this is the one that started it all—but this is the one that cemented the idea, that made us say, “Yes. There is a hell. And it needs to be documented.”

Welcome to Thrift Shop Hell.

Want to own a print of this monstrosity?  Click here.

With Stars in Her Eyes

This is dedicated to all the rad lady scientists I know, and to my mom, who taught me to know I could do anything.

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page One

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page One

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Two

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Two

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Three

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Three

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Four

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Four

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Five

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Five

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Six. "Mathematics Like a Cloak" is available separately as an art print. Click here to view or purchase.

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Six.
“Mathematics Like a Cloak” is available separately as an art print. Click here to view or purchase.

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Seven.

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Seven.

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Eight.

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Eight.

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Nine.

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Nine.

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Ten.

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Ten.

"With Stars in Her Eyes," Page Eleven.

“With Stars in Her Eyes,” Page Eleven.